no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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