Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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