At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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