Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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