I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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