she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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