Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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