Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
