I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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