Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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