no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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