I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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