wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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