i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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