do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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