There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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