are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue