if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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