Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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