so explain again why im purple
no
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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