we have pet lesbian snakes
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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