They should really pass out barf bags in church
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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