you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
ok first of all what the fuck
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