How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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