Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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