Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We are two peas in an std pod
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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