These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it's like iHOP with fire
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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