would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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