Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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