check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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