Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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