I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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