Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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