this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
jump out the window naked night went bad
send nudes
from the living room?
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