i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The beer is more important than you right now.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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