so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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