I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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