i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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