That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
