In America we eat man semen.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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