i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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