used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The Olympian is in my bed
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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