real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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