I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
