I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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