i jhust puked up my retainher.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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