I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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