Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dear god my vagina.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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