I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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