Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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