Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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