I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just had sex bonerless
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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