the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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