Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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