her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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