I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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